OK These are the rules. Think of a Song with the word LOVE in it. Now Change the word LOVE to the word FUCK. Listed Below are my favorites... Submit your own.
| Group/Singer | Song | Comment |
| A Flock Of Seagulls | The More You Live The More You Fuck | Is That Not Counting? |
| ABC | The Look of Fuck | And Why Would You want to Look Again? |
| Aerosmith | Fuck In an Elevator | OOOOK Whatever Flows your Boat |
| Al Jolson | You Made Me Fuck You | 2 way street! |
| Alabama | Fuck In The First Degree | Second Degree Is Killer |
| All-4-One | I Can Fuck You Like That | I don't Even want to know what THAT is! |
| America | Muskrat Fuck | Getting into weird shit here |
| America | Fuck Comes Without Warning | Sometimes! |
| Andy Williams | Fuck Story | Erotica? |
| B52 | Fuck Shack | Give me the Directions! |
| Barney | I Fuck You | This is the Barney After Dark Version |
| Beatles | Fuck Me Do | Fuck Me Do To |
| Beatles | Can't Buy Me Fuck | That's Prostitution or Sex Toys |
| Beatles | All You Need is Fuck | Yep Pretty Much It |
| Beatles | PS I Fuck You | PS Whatever |
| Beatles | Real Fuck | Ah Right! No More Fake! |
| Beatles | She Fucks You | She Can |
| Beatles | To Know her is to Fuck Her | Don't Always Know her do you? |
| Bee Gees | How Deep is Your Fuck | Come and Find Out |
| Bee Gees | Fuck You Inside Out | One HELL of A Fuck |
| Billy Idol | Cradle of Fuck | When You Fuck You MIGHT need that Cradle |
| Bon Jovi | You Give Fuck a Bad Name | You must be pretty Damn Bad then |
| Bon Jovi | I Want to be Fucked | Go to Jail |
| Brandy | Fuck Wouldn't Count Me Out | It Will Unless You Use Hands |
| Brian Mc Knight and Venessa Williams | Fuck Is | IS WHAT? WHAT IS IT????????????? |
| Brian McKnight | Fuck of My Life | Wife or Mistress? |
| Bryan Adams | Have You Ever Really Fucked A Women | Most Men have---even some women |
| Bryan Adams | One night Fuck Affair | Then 9 Months later you get that Call |
| Celine Dion | Because You Fucked Me | What Is Going To Happen? Do Not Keep me in Suspence |
| Celine Dion | Fuck by Another Name | That is Role Playing |
| Celine Dion | Fuck Can Move Mountains | DAMN! |
| Christina Aguilera | Fuck For All Seasons | Spring-Winter |
| Clovers | Fuck Potion Number 9 | Poisonous? I do Not care! |
| Crystal Gayle | A Long and Lasting Fuck | OK-Let me take Advil |
| David Bowie | Modern Fuck | Unlike the Old Fashion Fuck |
| Dean Martin | Your Nobody Till Somebody Fucks You | True? |
| Def Leopard | Fuck Bites | Happens Sometimes... |
| Dixie Cups | Chapel of Fuck | You Should Wait for The Honeymoon but OK! |
| Donny Osmond | Puppy Fuck | Creepy Shit Again |
| Doors | Hello I Fuck You | Hello OK |
| Elton John | Can You Feel the Fuck Tonight | Is It In? |
| Elvis Presley | A Big Hunk of Fuck | Still Cant Feel It |
| Elvis Presley | Fuck Me Tender | That is the Long Lasting Fuck Isn't It |
| Erasure | Chains of Fuck | Handcuffs? |
| Eurythimics | Miracle Of Fuck | Surely is A Miracle |
| Faith Hill | Fuck Aint Like That | Aint Like WHAT |
| Foreigner | I Want to Know What Fuck Is | You should have had that Talk Along Time Ago |
| Heart | Fuck Alive | Better Then Fuck Dead |
| Heartland | I Fucked Her First | Good For You |
| Heather Headley | Fuck Will Find A Way | Yes It Will |
| Huey Lewis and the News | The Power of Fuck | Sometimes that can come back and Haunt you |
| Information Society | Lay all your Fuck On me | Better to Lay Isn’t It? |
| Jason Raize | Fucking You Fucking Me | That is a Two-Some |
| Jene Cotton | I Don't Know Why You Fuck Me | Then Get Help |
| Jenifer Lopez | Fuck Dont Cost A Thing | Unless You Are Into Prositutes |
| Jimmy Osmond | Long Haired Fucker From Liverpool | Don't Care if its a Short haired Fucker from Chicago |
| Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | I Fuck Rock'n Roll | You will find someone Someday |
| Joan Weber | Let me go Fucker | OK-Keeping you is illegal isn’t it? |
| John Mayor | Fuck Soon | Fuck NOW! |
| Kiss | Calling Doctor Fuck | Who Is She? |
| Level 42 | Lessons In Fuck | Hope they are not related to you |
| Lionel Richie | Fuck Will Conquer All | Over time YES it does |
| Luis Fonsi | Fuck Me Or Let Me Go | Sounds Reasonable |
| Lulu | To Sir With Fuck | From Who Though? |
| Luther Vandross | A Fuckly Day | Ohh A New Adjective to use |
| Marc Anthony | Fuck Is All | All You Need? |
| Mariah Carey | Fuck Takes Time | For Some It Does |
| Meat Loaf | I'd Do Anything for Fuck(But I Won't Do That) | what is THAT? |
| Meat Loaf | I am Going to Fuck her for Both of Us | 2 times the pleasure for you-I am missing out though |
| Michael Bail | Fuck Changes Everything | Unprotected Fuck Does |
| Michael Bolton | How Am I Supposed To Fuck Without You | you have 2 hands don’t you? |
| Mini Riperton | Fucking You | Can't You Tell? |
| Nat King Cole | F-U-C-K | F is for the way you Frighten Me U is for the Uglyness I See C is Cumming Cumming Cumming and K is for K I Am Done! |
| New Order | Bizarre Fuck Triangle | This is a threesome isn’t it? |
| Night Ranger | Don't Tell me you Fuck Me | OK Then don’t tell me I owe child support |
| O'Jays | Fuck Train | Who Cares where its going-Maybe Fuck Shack |
| Pat Bennitar | Fuck is a Battlefield | It Can Be |
| Pat Boone | Fuck Letters in the Sand | What Do They Spell? |
| Paul Simon | 50 Ways To Leave your Fucker | 1-49 is change Your Name 50 involves to much |
| Peter Cetera | Glory of Fuck | Glory Glory Halleluiah |
| Phil Collins | Can't Stop Fucking You | FUN |
| Psychedelic Furs | Fuck My Way | Whats Wrong with MY way? |
| Pussy Cat Dolls | Who's Going to Fuck You | Left and Right will |
| Queen | Somebody to Fuck | Are they on the Fuck Train? |
| Queen | Crazy little thing called Fuck | Might be Crazy-but it is wonderful |
| Queen | I was Born to Fuck You | Good! Then Start |
| Queen | To Much Fuck Will Kill You | That is when you die with a SMILE on your face |
| Ray Charles | I can't stop Fucking You | Keep Going-Let me Call off of Work |
| Righteous Brothers | You've Lost That Fucking Feeling | Happens when you grow Old |
| Robert Palmer | Addicted To Fuck | Tiger Woods? |
| Roberta Flack | Making Fuck | Makes Something |
| Savage Garden | I Knew I Fucked You | If You Can't Tell Why Should I |
| Shania Twain | Don't Be Stupid(You Know I Fuck You) | As Long as you Fuck Me I will do as You say |
| Shania Twain | Fuck Gets Me Everytime | Gets Us All! |
| Shireleels | Will You Fuck Me Tomorrow | Lets See How You Are Tonight |
| Soft Cell | Tainted Fuck | STD? |
| Stevie Wonder | I Just Called to Say I Fuck You | Are You? |
| Stevie Wonder | Part-Time Fucker | Cheater Maybe? |
| Supremes | You Cant Hurry Fuck | Nope-The Longer the Better |
| Supremes | Stop In the Name of Fuck | If Fuck is the Name I will Play the Game |
| T Rex | Hot Fuck | Not for those in Antarctica |
| Tab Hunter | Young Fuck | Against The Law! |
| Teddy Bears | To Know Him is to Fuck Him | In Some-if not ALL-Cases |
| The Cure | The Fuckcats | Weird Shit |
| The Four Aces | Fuck is a many Splendored Thing | It Is Isnt It |
| The Honeydrippers | Sea of Fuck | Is THIS where the Fuck Train is taking Me? |
| The Mills Brothers | You Always Hurt the One You Fuck | Not ALWAYS |
| The Outfield | All the Fuck in the World | And Your Not getting ANY of It! HAHA |
| Tony Orlando | He Don't Fuck You | DAMN you must be ugly |
| Tony Orlando | He Dont Fuck You Like I Fuck You | How Do YOU know? |
| Trisha Yearwood | Fuck Me Or Leave Me Alone | Fair Enough |
| Trishia Yearwood | Fuck Alone | Masturbation? |
| Wet Wet Wet | Fuck is All Around | Whore House? |
| Whitesnake | Is this Fuck | You Cant Feel It? |
| Whitney Houston | Greatest Fuck of All | Aww Shucks |
| Whitney Houston | I Will Always Fuck You | Good-Then we will always be Friends |
| Whitney Houston | Nobody Fucks Me Like You Do | Good! I Do My Job Then |
